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SIGNED Al Dente As F*ck  The Cookbook

Hardcover • 22 × 28 cm • Pre-order now, ships October 28 2025

Brace yourself: this isn’t your nonna’s polite little pasta manual. Al Dente As F*ck is 176 pages of unapologetic carb chaos—half pure Italian classics, half unhinged culinary experiments that only we could dream up. Every recipe is loaded with step-by-step shots, dirty secrets, and the kind of “did-they-really-do-that?!” twists that will make your kitchen blush.

We poured every ounce of love, flour, and late-night espresso into this beast and, honestly, we’re cooked. Pre-orders open October 1, 2025; first copies ship October 28, 2025. Hardcover, heavy enough to press your fresh dough flat, slick enough to keep on the coffee table.

Get it, flaunt it, and cook like you give zero forks.